"Queen and Country," My Cockhead.
*shows up drunker than usual on Sabine's doorstep*. Oy. You want to go on an adventure?

sabinemoran:

She blinks and rubs her eyes. “Seb? Are you smashed??”

:”Sort of.  I got here on a motorcycle, so I’m not as smashed as you might think.”

Oy. I'm back from my Himalayan hunt. You've been slacking on your man-lessons, haven't you?

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

bossmademestartablog:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

"Hunting is cruel… Um, no, I h-haven’t. Promise. I’m s-super manly now. How was your trip? Susan and I h-have really g-gotten into putting Ivan and Emily in matching clothes and taking photos of them, while you were gone, w-wanna see?"

"I’m not so bad."

"Have a portrait taken with y-your family then. Your family w-who loves you very much."

"If you love me so much, why are you trying to make me do something I don’t want to?"

Oy. I'm back from my Himalayan hunt. You've been slacking on your man-lessons, haven't you?

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

bossmademestartablog:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

"Hunting is cruel… Um, no, I h-haven’t. Promise. I’m s-super manly now. How was your trip? Susan and I h-have really g-gotten into putting Ivan and Emily in matching clothes and taking photos of them, while you were gone, w-wanna see?"

"Pfft. No."

"You are a hurtful m-man, who says hurtful things."

"I’m not so bad."

Little thing

//is this the thing where he answers as a child?//

Nine-year-old Sebastian: you need a shave if you want to find a job. Father says homeless people are vermin.

Seb I have issues.

I know it, Boss. Any issues in particular that need dealing with?

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Oy. I'm back from my Himalayan hunt. You've been slacking on your man-lessons, haven't you?

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

bossmademestartablog:

thestorytellerrichardbrook:

"Hunting is cruel… Um, no, I h-haven’t. Promise. I’m s-super manly now. How was your trip? Susan and I h-have really g-gotten into putting Ivan and Emily in matching clothes and taking photos of them, while you were gone, w-wanna see?"

"Not as though I have any friends."

"I’m your friend. So you’ll d-do it?" Richard grinned.

"Pfft. No."

moriartystailor:

bossmademestartablog:

moriartystailor:

bossmademestartablog:

moriartystailor:

bossmademestartablog:

moriartystailor:

bossmademestartablog:

moriartystailor:

bossmademestartablog:

moriartystailor:

Being interested in you sexually, I was more curious about how you are there.

Well. Sorry to disappoint.

"I don’t - I mean, it wasn’t - Ugh, nevermind." MK shook her head, blushing, feeling humiliated in a very unsexy way. "Sorry for being a cunt. See you around, Moran," she muttered.

"Isn’t that what you’re looking for?" Sebastian asked, ignoring MK’s goodbye out of curiosity.

"You want a dom."

"It really doesn’t matter, does it? I insulted you, made a fool of myself, you rejected me, and now I’m going to go get very drunk." She turned to walk away, still blushing.

"Want to go for billiards?"

MK barely paused.
"I’m not good at all," she said frankly.
I don’t need your pity.

Sebastian frowned.

"Pity? I don’t like shooting billiards alone. Don’t be a bitch."

"That I’m a bitch is hardly news to me," MK retorted. "I don’t think you’ll ever lack for billiards partners, Moran. Ring someone you actually want to play with."

Billiards partners might have been a bit euphemistic. But also literal.

"Then go wallow in rejection, if you’re so keen."

She hesitated. “If you don’t mind paying with someone who isn’t very good …”

"You’re a woman. It’s cute."